she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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