Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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