Don't you send me to vm
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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