no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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