Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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