Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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