Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
How does it feel to date your dad?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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