just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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