She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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