Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
