out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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