I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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