I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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