fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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