there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
