Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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