I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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