Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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