So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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