I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
