You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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