just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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