so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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