My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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