Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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