i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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