Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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