I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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