No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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