Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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