ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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