Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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