i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am naked and annoyed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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