Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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