when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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