Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
