He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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