what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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