I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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