how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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