I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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