is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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