haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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