Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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