my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Randomize
