i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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