Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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