He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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