You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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