i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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